Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

TBMcG makes Dita Von Teese look like a Derbyshire blacksmith.

 

[Lisa21]

TVC wears Dita Von Teese's secondhand corsets in the privacy of his own backyard but only on Wednesdays

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Lisa is a boiler maker on Grimsby docks and is actually called Steve - I lied earlier!

 

[Cubist]

TBMcG would like to take Lisa in hand and show her the golden rivet

 

[Lisa21]

Ssssshhhhhhhhh, nobody is meant to know that.

3BMcG bought one of my boilers thismorning. His cheque bounced

 

[threebikesmcginty]

They do say if you want a boiler look no further than Lisa21

 

[Lisa21]

3BMcG is NOT cheeky.

Not cheeky at all

 

[accountantpete]

Sitting in his back garden 3BM summons the memsahib to top up his gin and lime by firing a distress flare.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

acc'pete's punkawalla was bought second-hand from the set of 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum'

 

[Cubist]

TBMcG sees nothing wrong with enslaving Nuns

 

[TVC]

Cubist spends thursday nights releasing nuns back into the wild. Sadly because they have no road sense many get run over, and are mistaken in the morning by cyclists as a dead badger.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC retains the world record for the fastest quarter mile in 3,21 seconds closely followed by his mother-in-law.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie_tect kept all his clothes from the 70s and his hoping for the retro look to come back.

Unfortunately they are far too small for him now, but he is not to be deterred.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvo's suggestion to have Morcambe and Wise on the back of the new £50.00 note was sadly rejected by the Bank of England.

 

[Archie_tect]

According to Norse legend Dayvo crossed the sacred Rainbow Bridge called Defrost connecting Mudguard (Protector of the Enlightened) with Aysgarth (the Magic Waterfall). Also known as Gisabru he was magically constructed from fire, water and dried leaves.