Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Archie tect has been reading Harry Potter again

 

[colly]

TVC fades in direct sunlight.

 

[Cheddar George]

The Velvet Curtain does not trust postmen and only sends letters once he has encrypted them on his army surplus enigma machine !

 

[TheDoctor]

Cheddar George is made from Brie.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George still thinks it's unfair that he was disqualified from the school 100m Freestyle race at the end of year swimming gala, simply due to the webbing between his toes

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It was The Doctor that provided the final medical note that caused the toe webbing disqualification of Cheddar George (Note to self, type more quickly!)

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy does not open his front door to anybody unless they know the secret knock.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar George saw the light... just as the train emerged from the tunnel.

 

[Wigsie]

Archie's real name is actually Sur Veyer

 

[Aperitif]

Returning from his first FNRttC a bit sheepishly with 'hair of the dog' , Wigsie knows there'll be hell toupée...

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif can crack walnuts between his cheeks - yes, those cheeks - and will, for a pint of Stella.

 

[Bollo]

For another pint of Stella, swee'pea will offer to be the walnut.

 

[Aperitif]

Having deceived people for some time (he conned 'em), Bollo became the 'whip in' boy on the forum.

 

[Archie_tect]

Never accept a walnut whip from Aperitif.... you don't know where he gets them from!

 

[papercorn2000]

Archie tect believes that walnuts are where the soul dwells...