Post a lie about the poster above.

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Cheddar George was responsible for vandalising the Blue Peter garden in the 1980's.

 

[swee'pea99]

andrew-the-tortoise ate the Blue Peter garden in the 1990's

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie tect has one ear lower than the other. It's on his chest.

It's called the Final Front Ear.

Meanwhile back at the ranch SP99 has planted one...

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect used to spend all his pocket money on Airfix kits. Every one a Stuka. He made more than 700 of them, over the course of 14 years, then stopped at the age of 19, saying he 'had enough'.

 

[Archie_tect]

It was re-enacting Pearl Harbor.... SP99 chose to be the Americans- every time- but never let on Stukas were German... he's thoughtful like that.

 

[Aperitif]

Archie tect has lost his sense of perspective...

 

[colly]

User76 cleans the inside of his bike frame with large pipe cleaners.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly still has the plaster cast and crutches from when he broke his leg 15 years ago, and he brings them out every time he's going on a flight, in the hopes of an upgrade. It's never worked yet, but he lives in hope.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 has discovered the ability to hear bats... or is tiny voices?

 

[papercorn2000]

Archie tect has only one parent. And he is not even related to that one.

 

[swee'pea99]

ppc2k wanted to audition for the X factor, but they told him juggling live animals was not allowed.

 

[colly]

swee'pea has deep pockets, but very short arms.

 

[Archie_tect]

swee'pea has deep pockets, but very short arms.

Colly is a Yorkshireman by marriage... he instinctively knows one when he meets one.

 

[colly]

Archie tect is so tight...............only dogs can hear him fart.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly bought a round once. He got a florin, two groats and three farthings in his change.