Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

swee'pea throws his money around like a man with no arms.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly is an expert "minesweeper" in the local pubs.

 

[colly]

accountantpete's battleship occupies more squares than you might think.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly caused havoc queuing at the 'Nothing to Declare' lane of the Channel Tunnel when when he started sucking an extra strong mint ...but discovered it was Steradent.

 

[TVC]

Archie doesn't know his webcam is switched on.

 

[Cheddar George]

The Velvet Curtain has a tall boy in his bedroom.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie doesn't know his webcam is switched on.

What???? *searches for computer instructions*

 

[Aperitif]

Archie tect has been rendered helpless...struck dumb and pointed in the wrong direction. He is coping well...

 

[Wigsie]

Aperitif gets all his puns from Joe24

 

[Archie_tect]

Wigsie spoke to a little old lady outside the new Tescos in Maidstone, as he waited for it to open, before realising she was the Queen. He thought it was odd she was holding a large pair of scissors.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie tect is the name of a cheap shoe rack in the latest IKEA catalogue.

 

[maverick]

CG went in to a pet shop.and said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' He said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.

 

[colly]

Maverick plays poker as he cycles along with his cycling pal Doc Holliday.

 

[Alan Frame]

Colly uses Viagra eye drops because he thinks it will make him look hard.

 

[accountantpete]

Framey still does the "Penny For The Guy" routine inorder to fund his fireworks but the customers have difficulty telling him and the stuffed Guy apart.