Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hilldodger]

Fnaar is Britain's third best camel racing jockey

 

[Fnaar]

Hilldodger lives on the set of Tellytubbies

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hilldodger makes his own spokes from old umbrellas

 

[accountantpete]

Due to his continued business failings 3BM's mortgage is officially classified as "Sub-Prime Sub-Prime"

 

[Fnaar]

accountantpete has an abacus made of fossilised mammoth testicles

 

[Alan Frame]

Fnaar fell off his recumbent when his duvet caught in the back wheel.

 

[Fnaar]

alan frame is the lovechild of diana dors and patrick mcgoohan

 

[Fnaar]

Uncle Mort has a cycling helmet made entirely of flapjack

 

[Wigsie]

Fnaar helped Derren Brown with his balls last night!

 

[Alan Frame]

Wigsie's dog will chase anyone on a bike.

Wigsie taught him how to ride.

 

[Fnaar]

Alan Frame's middle name is Jehosophat

 

[accountantpete]

Fnaar is the lovechild of Hilda Ogden and Freddie Parrot Face Davis

 

[Fnaar]

accountantpete used to be one of the Nolan Sisters

 

[swee'pea99]

Fnaar can swallow sticks of rock whole, and then retrieve them, virtually undamaged, a few days later. Nobody wants to eat them, mind.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

s'p99 can yodle with a mouth full of dry roasted peanuts