Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie is of course an expert in deeply embedded piles.

 

[maverick]

Archie tect jumps up and down collecting money in his anorak's rain cap.
It's his livelyhood.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP no longer eats grapes round at my house.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_tect was once the National grape seed spitting Champion (for both distance and style!)

 

[Aperitif]

Toshiba Boy has a skilful toy, a garden tool and some booze in the back of his car: "Yo yo, hoe and a bottle of rum"...

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy has a skilful toy, a garden tool and some booze in the back of his car: "Yo yo, hoe and a bottle of rum"...

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezus!

User76 keeps a digital camera handy for photographing roadkill

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Does his multi-tasking know no bounds....Cubist has written to both the UCI and the Guinness Book of Records, advising that he wishes to attempt to set an Hour record on the track, while at the same time playing a melody of tunes on the bagpipes.

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy was on track to be a real contender in international trampolining until one day, at the top of a particularly big bounce, he suddenly thought 'My God but this is sooo pointless', landed, dismounted, and hasn't been back on a trampoline since.

 

[Cheddar George]

swee'pea claims to have a degree in computer science from Cambridge. In reality he completed BTEC level 1 in photoshop & desktop publishing and then had the neccessary skills to knock up a convincing looking certificate.

 

[Archie_tect]

On every summer ride CG hopes there will be an ice cream van around the corner.

 

[Cheddar George]

In an attempt to set a new PB for a 10 mile time trial Archie tect was paced by a "stop me and buy one" ice cream bicycle.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George learned to ride a bike as a kid, by earning a few shillings as the stoker on a tandem ridden over from France every year by "Bad breath" Pierre, the onion seller

 

[Archie_tect]

TB's dad once bought a Chopper bike... well somebody had to.

 

[Alan Frame]

Archie tect lacks ambition. He once ramraided Poundland on his Chopper.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As a kid, Alan Frame used to eat slugs from the garden. It took his mum years to get him to stop.

......Nowadays he merely chomps on ladybirds