Post a lie about the poster above.

[cisamcgu]

Toshiba Boy has an overdue library book from 1984, he hides it under his bed. Every night, at midnight, he looks at it and whispers "Another day my lovely, another day"

 

[Bollo]

Uncle Mort believes in safety first - he carries the scissors in his mouth.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Bollo has been known to put goose fat on his wheel rims, to stop the annoying squeaks, and has the added advantage of making downhills and junctions such great fun

 

[Dayvo]

Toshiba Boy doesn't know his left hand from his right, which is surprising as he had his right arm amputated after a serious accident whilst picking his nose.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort is not really an Uncle, he is a Mortician.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher's fave TV programme used to be 'The Herbs'. She now looks like her favourite character, after having had very expensive plastic surgery.

It is also her favourite food!

 

[cisamcgu]

Dayvo always sleeps upside down, and is often compared to a bat

 

[swee'pea99]

cisamgu, despite his inflated claims, is actually only a minor baronet of powdered ginger.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 is actually the person who comes up with the challenges undertaken by Clarkson, Hammond and May on Top Gear

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy thinks that if you can't see him, then he can't see you. All you have to do is close your eyes and he'll go away.

 

[Aperitif]

Cubist really likes baby foxes...

 

[Archie_tect]

Aperitif enjoys a good game of Blind Man's Buff... but the selection process is getting more difficult every year.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_Tect has the largest collection of lego bricks in the UK

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie_Tect has not got the largest collection of lego bricks in the UK

TB speak with forked tongue [ever since the incident with the cleaver].

 

[Cubist]

Maggot's mother is a Hamster, and his father smells of elderberries......