Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hover Fly]

The Velvet Curtain sleeps on a bed of empty yogurt pots.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Hover Fly is 327th in line to the British throne, on great Aunt Beryl's side

 

[TVC]

Toshiba Boy stays in most nights to paint his toe nails.

 

[Speicher]

TVC likes autumn. The nights are drawing in and he can have his friends gathered around him.

 

[TVC]

Speicher thinks I have friends, when even my imaginary friends go to the pub without me.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC's gone to the pub! But all his imaginary friends are watching Holby City.

 

[Cubist]

swee'pea99's aunt Phylis has her own webcam site for a "niche" audience. Her main props are GT85, denture fixative and marigolds. Go to www.mywindowshavefallenout.com

 

[Speicher]

Cubist has a cousin who is a Trapezoid, they do not get on very well together.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher has yet to find a restaurant that serves vole and mice stew, but keeps looking

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Toshiba boy is subject to a product recall due to self igniting batteries.
They were found to be counterfeit/pirated copies.

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy Andrew the tortoisehas yet to find a restaurant

 

[Cheddar George]

Cubist never goes anywhere without an old burlap sack, he will never say what it contains .....

 

[Cubist]

I will reveal what's in the burlap sack when Cheddar George tells us what's in the bottom drawer of his bedside cabinet.....

 

[Cheddar George]

My laptop computer, in case i think of an imaginative lie about Cubist in the middle of the night .............

 

[Cubist]

Cheddar George "forgot" to tell us about the vinyl examination gloves and the ornamental metronome that are hidden underneath his laptop.