Post a lie about the poster above.

[longers]

Cubist has vertigo

 

[Cubist]

Longers has finally finished his matchstick model of Twycross Zoo

 

[Aperitif]

Cubist has had forty eight computers - he's now on PC 49...

 

[Cubist]

Aperitif has spent since Sunday morning trying to remember the technical term for the little swirl of dust caused by the church organist playing the first chord since last Sunday evensong, but it keeps eluding him

 

[Aperitif]

Cubist used to have 8 girlfriends and one of them was French and permanently queasy - she was a 'vert' ex...

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif's not buying unless it lifts and separates

 

[Aperitif]

swee'pea used to enjoy a game of cowboys and indians when younger. He always used to playTex - drinking saspirilla at the saloon bra...

 

[D4v0]

Aperitif is a compulsive shoplifter of tampax

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort re-soles his shoes using old car tyres - unfortunately he forgot the old rule about mixing cross-ply and radials and went base over apex!

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM took up the oboe, but it was really heavy so he put it down again

 

[Browser]

swee'pea99 drives a beige 1974 Austin Maxi 1600 HL, with optional 8-track stereo and retro-fitted bead seatcovers.

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort is incompatible with people called Kevin and doesn't support the aims of the Royal Horticultural Society

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea99 has lots of offspring, and they all want to be athletes. He has had to tell them that they are a tad too short for pole-vaulting!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher isn't allowed in her local pub - she's a Barred Owl

 

[Aperitif]

threebikesmcty hasn't had a drink today...