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[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist has some smashing mutton chops a la Amos Brearly

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG has some smashing mutton chops with mint sauce.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect lived entirely on fish fingers for a little over three years before deciding to expand his horizons. He now eats fish cakes as well.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 is constantly on edge checking for crocodiles...

 

[dan_bo]

Archie is a PE teacher and he's been wearing the same purple adidas tracksuit since 1986

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect Dan Bo fears nothing on this earth...apart from guinea pigs, for reasons even he doesn't begin to understand.

 

[Dayvo]

SP wears glasses, but unlike his avatar picture with his eyes at the side of his head, his eyes are very close togther (so close in fact, that he can see through a keyhole using both eyes) he wears a single lens reminiscent of a scuba diver's mask.

 

[accountantpete]

Unique to mankind, Dayvo has a blowhole on his left buttock which will be useful when diving on the Great Barrier Reef

 

[Dayvo]

AP goes shopping in his car!

He manages to get everything into it, but struggles getting through the check-outs!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo once destroyed all his possessions with a cheese grater

 

[Dayvo]

3BM hasn't got a cheese grater; he hasn't got any possessions, other than his M&S bags full of old socks.

 

[accountantpete]

Whenever Dayvo posts,the Similar Thread box directs users to posts containing the word "Lurker".

 

[Cheddar George]

When riding his bike accoutantpete constantly whistles the theme tune to "Bod", most people find this is very annoying.

 

[Archie_tect]

While Cheddar George loves everything to do with cheese, he still finds the texture a little too soft, preferring the solidity of a decent slice of limestone [or similar].

 

[Speicher]

Archie-tect was reluctant to mend the handrail on Roger Bannister's staircase.