Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

Big wooden frames for sleeping in are swee'pea's favourite. (Actually, that's a lie about four posters...)

FFS!

Aperitif accidentally cycled into what appeared to be some disorder last night. Local youths were throwing onion bhajis and samosas at each other, and that was just for starters.

 

[Speicher]

excellent

 

[Speicher]

Cubist tried to understand everything the plumber was telling him about how his shower worked, with details of the header tank, water pressure, and the temperature, but it just went straight over the top of his head.

 

[TVC]

Speicher was lying in the bath when she felt a tap on her shoulder. She really should try getting in the other way.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain likes photography and gets up very early to make the most of the clear light at dawn. The other day he shot an elephant, still in his pjyamas. TVC cannot work out why the elephant was in his pjamas.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When Speicher sellotaped her Monopoly box to the ceiling she knew the game was up.

 

[Speicher]

ThreebikesMcGinty wonders why Newspapers are red all over.

 

[Perfect Virgo]

Speicher now knows change is inevitable. Except from vending machines.

 

[TVC]

Virgo can tell when there is an elephant in his fridge

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has also seen footprints in his butter....which means this is not an isolated incident.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect always wanted to be a monk, but he likes to dress very well and not in sackcloth.

But it's simply a bad habit he can't get rid of!

 

[Speicher]

Sometimes Dayvo gets a bee under his bonnet, it's the bright pink colour that attracts them.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher doesn't get ants in her pants, or her knickers in a twist because she doesn't wear any goes commando!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo was a Lawyer a few years ago, and got very excited when his secretary asked to see his briefs.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher doesn't sigh, but she pants a lot when she sees her team (Fantasy Team) go up in the mountains.