Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Dayvo pants when they come down.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has a steering wheel in his pants - he tells everyone "it's driving me nuts"

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC drives a roller. It's an old Fiat and the engine won't start.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'Pea99 sometimes tells people that there is a nut loose behind their steering wheel. He enjoys their look of puzzlement when people peer at the dashboard and look behind the fascia to see if they can locate it.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher got up early today to go to church.

But she realised that she'd forgotten the petrol when she got there.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Dayvo forgot the matches

 

[Dayvo]

CP doesn't know the difference between Dayvo and Speicher!

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is wide awake now he has had his coffee.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect thinks he uses invisible ink when he posts!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo knows but is keeping it secret... just in case.
[Edit: isn't edit wonderful!]

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher brought Archie_tect the coffe in bed!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

CP's timing is useless

 

[Speicher]

ComedyPilot's navigation skills are worse than his timing.

 

[Archie_tect]

CP's timing relies heavily on GMT whereas Dayvo has the benefit of being an hour ahead... wherever he happens to be.

 

[Archie_tect]

*Speicher/ Dayvo and CP type too fast! [Edit as appropriate]