Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

AF **** knows how easily ***** ***** that can **** happen. ****

 

[dan_bo]

Swee' can tear a Yellow Pages in two with his bare hands!

 

[Aperitif]

The poster above tried to rip a few comics apart...the end off one and the middle out of the other was the result...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Aperitif was in the rancid butter section of his local Indian shop and caught sight of his reflection in a mirror. He was beside himself with ghee.

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty likes to tell people he went to Oxford. They think he means the university, but it wasn't. He only stayed one night, after an incident with a pancake and a pineapple, and was released without charge the next day.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher just posted some crêpe...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Threebikesmcginty likes to tell people he went to Oxford. They think he means the university, but it wasn't.

Mind you most of the people these days who say they were at Oxford University were only at Brookes which was Oxford Polytechnic.

 

[Speicher]

Oxford Prison is now a Hotel I believe.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When Speicher says she's stayed in a hotel in Oxford it's actually another spell in chokey!

 

[Aperitif]

threebarsmcginty spent some time clinking glasses...

 

[PaulB]

Oxford Prison is now a Hotel I believe.

It is. I took my good lady wife there earlier this year for her birthday. It's V posh too and appropriately enough is called "Malmaison" or "bad house"! The restaurant is the former execution chamber!

Anyway, you know the width of the lanes on a running track? Well that's based on the length of Speicher's forearm and two pencils.

 

[accountantpete]

PaulB's bike is called Gary after his favourite footballer.

 

[TVC]

Pete once built a model of the Eifel Tower out of matchsticks. However, he only used five matches - it was a very poor model.

 

[amnesia]

The Velvet Curtain is really made of really cheap draylon.

 

[colly]

Amnesia has a photographic memory.