Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Tundragumski said he wouldn't tell everyone we had been to Russia together. (That's when he told me about the self-assembly toy cabinets).

 

[e-rider]

Speicher fell in love with a russian doll - hence the toy cabinet conversation

 

[colly]

Tundragumski is Inuit for 'Norwich inhabitant who eats all the pies'.

Which is why Tundragumski adopted the name'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly swears by pickled egg and beetroot sandwiches as a pre-ride snack.

 

[lady_rider]

Toshiba Boy is wearing Colly's underwear

 

[colly]

Lady rider is jealous.

 

[TVC]

When Colly was a kid he got a cuttlefish bone and a shiny bell every christmas. His mother really wanted a budgie.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

The Velvet Curtain once made a peg out of 3 small fishes held together with sellotape. A single phone call to the RSPCA by one of their neighbours saw to it that they served a 5 stretch for cruelty to animals.

The peg was also crap.

 

[lady_rider]

Sh4rkyBloke remembers the incident well, as he was the fish in the middle of the peg back in his wee sharky days

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort has his decorations up already.

 

[Fnaar]

The Velvet Curtain puts marmite behind his knees to fend off attacks from psychotic badgers.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort is not yet retired from bum inspecting

 

[TVC]

Colly taught Uncle Mort well.

 

[iGaz]

The velvet curtain's curtain isn't made of velvet, it is in fact made from beef!!

 

[colly]

The velvet curtain's curtain isn't made of velvet, it is in fact made from beef!!

I refer the Honorable Gentleman to the previous post:
Holy by thy name.......?



iGaz is a bit of a gasbag.