Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

3BM has killed this thread.

 

[TheDoctor]

3BM is the registration number of my Lamborghini.

 

[ianrauk]

The Doctor has a Lamborghini

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort doesn't look like Blakey - he chose the avatar out of modesty, to obscure the fact that he's actually a dead ringer for George Clooney.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea on the other hand does look very like one of the characters from 'On the Buses' - I'm not saying which one, but we can all guess.

 

[Cubist]

The Velvet Curtain still includes Olive in his masturbatory fantasies.

 

[swee'pea99]

When Cubist does sausages, which is frequently, he gives each one a name as a mark of respect.

 

[Cubist]

I have a horrible feeling swee'pea 99 is hiding in one of my kitchen cupboards

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist is hiding under my bed.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

The Doctor has hidden my bed.

 

[TheDoctor]

RTs bed fell off the back of a lorry space shuttle.

I bet that's a lie!!!!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

... that's not a lie.

 

[Cubist]

RT has a party trick of downing a pint of Worcester Sauce, then spending three minutes on a small Postman Pat ride whilst shouting "Again, again"

 

[TVC]

When Cubist has a pint of Worcester Sauce he also has a Tobasco chaser - 'cos he's hard!

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC has never really understood why he's felt vaguely cheated at almost every party he's been to over the last ten years or so, having failed to acknowledge his deep and profound lust for those little cheese cube & pineapple chunk on a cocktail stick thingies, that he subconsciously seeks out on arrival, but now hardly ever finds.