Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 had to phone the police because someone pinched his side shoots and tendrils.

 

[accountantpete]

A keen fan of Ronald Searle,3BM dresses like Flash Harry every time he nips down the local bookies to put a fiver on a nag.

 

[swee'pea99]

AP never squanders money on gambling. He only ever invests in shares recommended by his friend and financial advisor Ralph. Ralph is unfortunately a terrible tipster, and AP has consequently spent almost his entire adult life in a state of abject poverty.

 

[Cubist]

the closest swee'pea99 has ever got to a red hot tip was his soldering iron

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cubist was selected by the British Olympic team to look after their specialised nutrition. Unfortunately he spent the budget on beer and chasers and the team had to eat pork pies and chips for the duration.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

twentysix by twentyfive is 649

 

[Gromit]

Threebikesmcginty doesn't have a bike at all, he like to travel around on roller blades.

 

[Speicher]

Gromit has a very idiosyncratic way of walking, so that she does not trip over the end of her scarf.

 

[mangaman]

Speicher is considered the best campanologist in Worcestershire despite being tone deaf

 

[swee'pea99]

Mangaman suffers from a very rare medical condition whereby he has no difficulty with long words like 'campanologist' or 'Worcestershire', but if you ask him to get you a 'beer' or a 'pint', he just looks blank.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Swea'pea99 invented the ice cream and flake concoction beloved of ice cream purveyors, but failed to call it a 99, instead settling on the rather less appealing title of "turd on a stick!" He's still bitter about the missed opportunity.

 

[mangaman]

RT was in Hamburg in the 60s when the Quarrymen were looking for a new guitarist. He was clearly the best around but due to a dodgy Bratwurst the night before, was using the facilities when an unknown bloke called George Harrison came in to use the phone and they thought - well why not?

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort is the keeper of a fine collection of porcelain, he cleans the toilets at Kings Cross Station.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The Velvet Curtain attended the Iraq Inquiry yesterday and was asked by the world's press what his role in the conflict was. He replied (while hiding his precious portarit of Bush II) that he was unable to comment as he was aware of the truth. Unfortunately for him the stockpile of oil barrels full to the brim at his brand new mansion and mega acre estate is a bit of a give away.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 used to be Barbara Cartland's fancy man.