Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

It's his real name, Adam Min. Wouldn't let me use mine though - Mo Derators!

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM's real name is actually Tarquin. You can see why he'd keep that under his toupee.

 

[Hover Fly]

If SP99 goes cycling she wears plus twos with one yellow leg, one blue and a red double seat.

 

[Cubist]

Each Thursday Hover Fly unpicks some threads from an old towel and uses then to make small scale rope ladders to rescue spiders from the bath.

 

[TVC]

Thursday is Cubists bath night. He does notice how thread bare his towels are these days.

 

[Speicher]

TheVelvetCurtain still has his teddy from when he was a child. He calls it Fred Bear.

 

[swee'pea99]

Having always believed Speicher's name to rhyme with 'striker', I was surprised when she recently informed me that it actually rhymes with 'courgette'.

 

[colly]

Swee'pea is all sou'grapes

 

[Hover Fly]

Colly herds sheep.

 

[swee'pea99]

Hover Fly herds cats. Try that after a beer or three...

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea saw a horse fly once.

Try as he might, he could not catch it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher's got a clothes horse - it's a very good jumper.

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM's got a clothes donkey. It's a reasonable pair of trousers.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea talks a lot about clothes. People have told him to jacket in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher was told to be quiet when trying on some trousers - she was just getting into her strides.