Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

26x25 had better be prepared to defend that in court.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is a barrister and gets his clients from the use of Agent Provocature tactics.

 

[Speicher]

25by26 used to be a Barista in Italy. He was sacked on the grounds that he could not make fresh coffee.

 

[TVC]

26x25 has the Agent Provocature website at the top of his bookmarks list

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC's toolkit consists of a flat head screwdriver (small), a 14mm spanner and a hammer (large).

 

[Speicher]

If Swee'pea cannot find the right screwdriver, he borrows Phillip's.

 

[TheDoctor]

If Speicher can't find her key, she uses Allen's.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If TheDoctor's lost his knife he can always borrow Stanley's.

 

[swee'pea99]

No-one's getting TBM's hammer 'cos it's silver and he had to kill Maxwell to get it.

 

[TVC]

Swee'pea can't be trusted with power tools, not after the coffee table incident.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

SP99 TVC has a hammer that can sing 'when a man loves a woman' - it's a Percy Sledgehammer.

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm's avatar is wheely confused

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SP99 got wheely confused when fitting wheels to his bike. He couldn't get the drive train working on the "front" wheel despite routing the chain along the down tube and down the forks.

 

[TVC]

26x25 spent £3000 on a full carbon flying machine, but then fitted it with bullhorn bars to make it look more 'street'.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC spent 10p on an ancient cream crackered steel sit up and beg machine and added an aero carbon bottle cage costing ££££££££££'s to it wanting it to go faster in the local '10' on Wednesday evening.