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Cubist

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Speicher stopped off at the local for a game of pool. When she went in off her oponent said "Foul. That's two hits."

And of course she asked "Two hits to who?"
 

swee'pea99

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Plucking a pheasant is one thing, but what GA tried with a peasant doesn't bear repeating - and it got him a pitchfork up the bum.
 

swee'pea99

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Andrew the tortoise can say andrew the tortoise ten times in ten seconds without a hint of a stumble, but only after ten large Baileys.
 

Speicher

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Swee'pea did not get enough sleep last night. He woke up feeling Fuzzy Felt tired. ;)
 

TVC

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Dayvo is like Australia, the bits on the outside might seem interesting, but in the middle it's all dusty and lifeless.
 
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