Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

When TheDoctor received his certificate for his studies, he was very hungry.

It was his certificate that The Doctor ate.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher had to be told that urinal cakes are not supposed to be edible.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toilet duck in orange sauce was TheDoctors favourite meal until he discovered the embarrassing truth.

 

[TheDoctor]

3MB has ducks swimming in his toilet.
Well, he calls it his toilet, other people call it Lake Windemere...

 

[swee'pea99]

People accuse TheDoctor of having a taste for lavatorial humour, but he just thinks they're a bunch of loo-sers.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pee really should check how he spells his name.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher can solve the Hodge Conjecture in her head.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor does not understand Furmat's last theorem.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher can't actually solve the Hodge Conjecture, but she can do you a vole omelette to die for.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sp99 misheard the Hodge Conjecture and thought it was an unproven theory about privet.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM's foray into the world of playing Cricket ended in ignominy when it was pointed out that the box he had popped into his trousers for protection might need a little trimming.

 

[Browser]

accountantpete is just itching to be asked to trim threebikesmcginty's box.

 

[Speicher]

Browser has a copy of Kate Bush's greatest hits.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst Speicher is one record short of the whole KB album collection.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 - big Boney M fan. Huge.