Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc'pete didn't hear the second word correctly in "Gang Show" and turned up prepared for an all nighter with multiple partners.

 

[philipbh]

A mis print on the invitation card meant the 26x25 arrived in fancy dress as the Rank Gong Man (he even brought his own gong*)

(*home made, papier mache & gold foil)

 

[Kestevan]

philipbh was asked to leave the one and only wife swapping party he attended. When everyone threw their car keys into the bowl, he tossed in a tyre lever.

 

[TVC]

Kestevan organised a wife swapping party, but made a terrible mistake by inviting the vicar. Fair play though, the vicars wife was a game bird and was right up for it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Kestevan organised a wife swapping party, but made a terrible mistake by inviting the vicar. Fair play though, the vicars wife was a game bird and was right up for it.

TVC got confused - cubist and the game bird are one and the same.

 

[Cubist]

TVC 26x25 was bitterly disappointed at the only wife-swapping party he ever went to. To this day he can't work out why no one wanted three conkers, a marble and a dead bat.

 

[accountantpete]

Cubist arranged a night out with Stan Collymore but had misunderstood terribly as he took along his Golden Retriever.

 

[Cubist]

Hmm, well it's probably better not to discuss what happened when ACP was invited to a night out at Spearmint Rhino

 

[TVC]

Cubists night out at Spearmint Rhino resulted in him coming home with more money than he left with, all in slightly crumpled ten quid notes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC turned up at Spearmint Rhino with some chewing gum and an elephant (on loan from Arch) and was most upset to be turned away at the door.

 

[TheDoctor]

26by25 is my usual order in a Chinese takeaway.

 

[Hilldodger]

And very bendy she is, too.

 

[TVC]

Hilldodger is posting in the right thread

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC's posts never come before mine

 

[Kestevan]

26x25 takes the biscuit