Post a lie about the poster above.

[Kestevan]

Speicher has developed software to allow her to insert posts out of sequence, in order to make others look silly.

 

[Speicher]

Kestevan tries to look supercilious.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher is one of the very few people who still owns and uses a pea shooter - mostly on public transport, with highly impressive results.

 

[TVC]

Sweepeas poetry has often been described as Vogon-esque.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC thought he was a poet
He wrote them all the time
But he gave them up as a bad job
As he could never make them scan
Or rhyme

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM wrote poems
Or at least that's what he said
But people said they were even worse than TVC's
So he decided to call them blank verse instead but no one was
Fooled

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 eats half dozen boiled eggs every morning for breakfast...."sets me up for the day chuck!"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TB lays the half dozen eggs that s'p99 has for breakfast. If he doesn't s'p99's retribution is awesome to behold.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26 x 25 has a fetish for lightly poached ostrich eggs

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba boy had ostrich for Christmas dinner. But then he does have 47 children and 384 grandchildren. Some boy, eh?

 

[Hover Fly]

Lathyrus odoratus XCIX has roast kitten for Christmas dinner.

 

[TVC]

If it wasn't for road kill, HF wouldn't eat.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's favourite is badger and hedgehog pie

 

[accountantpete]

3BM invited Ken Hom & his wok around for a social- which upset the neighbours as it created too much of a stir.

 

[swee'pea99]

If it's a nice day AP likes to go for a wok in the woods. Or if not a wok, a frying pan.