Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Speicher was once told to get her finger out!

Since then, her speed on the keyboard has been outstanding.

Unfortunately, the same can't be said of her cycling.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo has never got his finger out. It's not in his job description

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 got his finger out, and it wasn't just in his contract.

 

[TVC]

The police are still trying to work out how Dayvo got his finger in there in the first place.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC doesn't use his finger, he uses his hole hand!

It fits like a glove!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo still hasn't understood the function of the 20th hole on Norwegian Golf Courses.

 

[colly]

TFBTS is a well respected golfer. His handicap is 650 and because of this he sneakily uses the alias of Crap Golfer.

 

[Dayvo]

colly is a CRAP golfer, but, very cunningly, he tells people his handicap is one under (par); but in reality it is one hundred.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly tees off with a putter and puts out with a driver.

His forthcoming sex-education video is keenly anticipated.

 

[Cubist]

acp still buys golfing friends novelty ball scrubbers for Christmas. Oh how they laugh!

 

[Speicher]

Cubist putts his tea on the green. Then he gets told off for leaving scorch marks.

 

[colly]

Speicher leaves skid marks after drinking green tea. But she doesn't get in a flap about it.

 

[Bollo]

colly drinks herbal tea "because it makes him feel dangerous"

 

[Dayvo]

Bollo likes All Bran because it makes him feel like a regular guy!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo needs big pockets for his balls.














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