Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain drives a Gran Torino. Clint Eastwood said he could borrow it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was once the lead in a Glam Rock Band, until they all went acoustic.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 keeps barnacles as pets. He says they're sadly underestimated creatures, and 'very affectionate'.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sweepea99 keeps limpets - he's tried to give them up but they just won't let go.

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty enjoys toasted froglegs on rye bread, with mayonnaise.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher has crabs

 

[swee'pea99]

25 x 26 has lobsters. Two of them. Gerald and Geraldine. (They're actually both boy lobsters, but no-one's had the heart to tell him.)

 

[colly]

swee'pea realises of course that the lobsters in question were intimately acquainted with Jayne Mansfield.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Colly wishes he was intimately acquainted with Jayne Mansfield and quite fancies the lobsters too.

 

[TVC]

26x25s wife is called Dolly.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC's wife is called Polly

 

[Speicher]

Twentysix by twentyfive's wife has been called late for dinner.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher was called up before the beak

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty will be presented with the Bill for my defence.

 

[accountantpete]

Speichers favourite film is Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird