Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Colly is related to Max Wall

 

[swee'pea99]

AP builds walls in his spare time, to relax. Unfortunately he builds them in random and very often inappropriate places, and is constantly receiving threats of legal action by the council if he doesn't come and take them down immediately.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea will be famous shortly for appearing in adverts. One for galaxy (the chocolate, not the bicycle) and one for making your grass much greener.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher fronts a tribute band called Urea Heep

 

[Hover Fly]

The ash cloud threatening to end civilisation is all accountantpete's fault. He was on the beach in Iceland and picked up what he thought was an interesting pebble. It was really stopping the volcano.

 

[Aperitif]

Hover Fly is always having parties at the drop of a hat - and it is always reminiscent of Shakespeare...'Mouche a do about nothing'...

 

[TVC]

The nesrest Aperitif has got to Shakespeare was reading the bar menu in a pub in Stratford on Avon.

 

[swee'pea99]

Whereas TVC has played Lear. Eric Lear. Played him at darts - lost horribly.

 

[colly]

sp is as fresh as the moment when the ...........pod...........went..............pop.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly has an OO Gauge Hornby set in the attic and re-enacts The Runaway Train every Friday night.

 

[swee'pea99]

AP has a 12 gauge - don't mess with his train set...

 

[emulsifier12]

sour bean ain't no croakin toad

 

[TVC]

Emul has been lurking round this thread for 8 months and finally saw an opening for the one line he/she could think of.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

emulsifier12 is a banned E number in this country.

 

[Hover Fly]

26x25 is excited at the prospect of his supper.