Post a lie about the poster above.
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
TVC thinks he knows who he's kidding!
swee'pea99
Squire
Ply him with drinks and Dayvo will do you his Anne Widdecomb impression. It's not good, but it's highly entertaining.
kendalcottages
New Member
swee'pea99 is celebrating his 100th birthday today. 
accountantpete
OAP
Kendalcottages reads tea leaves but is dyslexic.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Accountantpete used to go out with a girl from Reading. She was very tall and slim, and posted regularly.
After A 4 year friendship, it folded. Her name - Pam Phlett.
After A 4 year friendship, it folded. Her name - Pam Phlett.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher used to go out with a guy called Tab Lloyd but packed him in as he was not her type.
swee'pea99
Squire
accountantpete sucks his big toe in front of the telly
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- The TerrorVortex
SP99 sucks my big toe in front of the telly.
swee'pea99
Squire
TheDoctor's telly's feeling nauseous? :retch smiley:
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
Swee'pea's been eating diced carrots again.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Hover Fly chews his food thoroughly before eating it! How?
He takes his false teeth out and uses them on his nuts as though he was playing the castanets!
He takes his false teeth out and uses them on his nuts as though he was playing the castanets!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo has spent too long in the staff lounge this afternoon, drinking coffee.
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