Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

tbm's appearance has been known to cause panic in public places - think Princess Anne, but with no hair and a big bushy Albert Einstein-type moustache

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'peas collection of belly button fluff has been used to stuff 3 teddy bears and a sparrow killed by a cricket ball in a match at Hove in 1936.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Accountant Pete was the elderly Umpire in that game, and has been the subject of an ongoing restoration project by the Science Museum and St Bart's Hospital, seeing as he's now 166 years old.

The results from this project/experiment will change the world forever!

 

[accountantpete]

Standard & Poor's have downgraded Mad Dog's bike to junk status.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst Uncle Mort is often beaten at Tiddlywinks by Major Clanger


P.S. my bike IS junk, which is why I'm getting a new one!

 

[Kablinsky]

Mad Doug Biker was created in a chemical spillage on the M25.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I once applied for a job at Kablinsky's Nuclear Power Station.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Before short planks were invented the phase used to be, thick as Mad Doug Biker

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The thickest thing that 3BM has come across is a very dehydrated bowl of custard. Which he then ate with gusto and a lot of chewing

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Before short planks were invented the phase used to be, thick as Mad Doug Biker

Ah wiz brain damaged as a wean, so yes I am daft, but it's no ma fault, ok!!

What's your excuse??

Seriously though, the aforementioned bowl of custard had been left to set by TBT as he was going to grout his house with it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ah wiz brain damaged as a wean, so yes I am daft, but it's no ma fault, ok!!

MDB does not have a Scottish accent

 

[TVC]

26x25s accent has never been pinned down, but it has offended several Ghanaians.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC offends Ghanaians as a matter of course. His ambition is to offend everyone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst TVC has mistakenly frightened several Maltese people after they misheard him when he was telling them that he likes to munch on some Maltesers.

*Ooops, too slow*.

 

[Speicher]

26x25 was once asked not to take offence. Anyway he prefers hedges.