Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

MDB doesn't want to try and beat my record of six Mars bars in 30 mins!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

YES I do!!

*Nnnnyy nyyy nyyy!* ohh, I feel sick!

No I don't!!

Now, where was I??

Oh yes, Dayvo is in the Guinness Book of Records for eating the largest amount of candles in one sitting ever.

The officials say that it was a glowing performance and a flame of inspiration in an otherwise dark world.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker likes to wax lyrical.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher likes to wax everything else

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Comedy is highly allergic to hair wax.

So bad is it that he only has to sniff it and he has an anyphalactic shock.

 

[TheDoctor]

Mad Doug Biker has stolen my recipe for Banana Creme Brulee.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Is THAT what is was??

I thought it was wall cavity sealant!!

Anyway, the Doctor once swallowed a full size snooker ball. Whole.

He said he had gone from feeling in the pink to green the next day, couldn't help fill his pockets and had to wait in a big Cue at the hospital when the ball started to foul his insides.
Once on the table, the doctors got him to swallow a Cue ball which soon sorted it out.

 

[TVC]

MDB prefers pocket billiards

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC loves to just watch pocket billiards.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug lives on an Irish ghost estate but is keeping his spirits up.

 

[ChrisKH]

ap uses his fingers and toes to count at work after an unfortunate accident with an ancient accounts payable processing machine which is why he doesn't wear shoes.

 

[TVC]

Chris can count to 10, and if he takes his socks off he can manage 22.

 

[colly]

TVC blocks out sunlight.

I am in the dark as to why.

 

[MLC]

A colly was bred with a waimarama and created a wally

 

[Crackle]

MLC secretly breeds Beetles for illegal race meetings in underground car parks, the location of which are texted only hours before they happen.