Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Crackle knows where Snap and Pop are buried.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC has been thinning on top of late and went to the doctor to ask him if he could give him anything to keep his hair in.

The doctor gave him a box!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo does not like using a computer. He prefers to type on lino.

 

[TheDoctor]

Spiecher has an irrational phobia of bananas.

 

[TVC]

Doctor likes the word banana because the A and N keys are just reachable with his tongue whilst keeping the tip of his nose on the 5 key. Mississippi is right out!

 

[Dayvo]

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu is only slightly easier for TVC to type blindfold than Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

 

[Speicher]

Davyo learnt shortarm tryping to enhance his skills.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher has no legs - she's a low down bum

 

[Cubist]

Convinced there may be a commercial benefit, 26x25 is working on a way to recover human skin from velodrome tracks

 

[Dayvo]

Cubist has discovered he needs to be circumcised!

But he's put a brave face on it and said that it's no skin off his nose.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo needs to be circumspect. Or trouble will be a-brewing

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 was triangulated once. He won't be doing that again anytime soon I can tell you.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Swee'pea once wrote in an exam paper

'After discovering Australia, Thomas Cook tried to circumcise the rest of the world'.

 

[TVC]

MDB knows that circumcisions are just a rip off.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It's still a sore point as far as TVC is concerned