Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TheDoc has been assimilated.

 

[TheDoctor]

TheDoctor gets assimilated most evenings!!!
Oh, hang on, that's not a lie. Not even close to one
Ermmm....
AP has a crush on Seven of Nine.
(Which is quite likely true for all I know as well)
AP is made of dilithium crystals.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor is a good friend of Quark and rather likes Quark's sister.

 

[accountantpete]

AP has a crush on Seven of Nine.

Too true!

Like Bill Shatner The Doc wears a corset to minimise his beer gut.

 

[TheDoctor]

I don't but I should!!!

AP and Speicher have bought a tandem between them.
He rides the right half, Speicher rides the left.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor is training his dog to ride a tricycle.

 

[TheDoctor]

Spiechers cat can ride a recumbent, but can't use a mouse.

 

[Speicher]

Spiechers cat can ride a recumbent, but can't use a mouse.

He can use a phone!

 

[TheDoctor]

Awwwww!!

Speicher has a black cat

 

[Cubist]

The Doctor has pinged Fnaar in the vain hope of starting a whole series of "What colour is Speicher's pussy" posts.

 

[TVC]

Cubist knows the answer.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC doesn't understand the question.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor does not understand quadratic equations.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher doesn't understand the probability models behind Credit Default Swaps.

 

[Speicher]

Er hang on....... that is not a lie!