Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

philipbh is a yoga whizz and keeps his telly upside down - he watches it standing on his head in the lotus position

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 always turns the telly off with a lump hammer through the screen.
Yes it's expensive but very satisfying

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty thinks that a lot of makers of programmes think the audience are very dim.

He has adjusted the brightness setting, without success.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher tried the vertical hold - it took four policemen to get her off in the end.

 

[Speicher]

Tbm wanted to try a Fireman's lift, but it was out of order.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher's cat is teaching her how to ride a bike.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo once went down on a fireman's pole.

 

[Dayvo]

AP has never recovered mentally from 'that' incident with the policeman's helmet/truncheon!

At least it helped his piles!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo remembers the time he was grabbed by the fuzz.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo does prefer them in uniform.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 doesn't wear uniforms.

He doesn't like wearing clothes, at all!

In fact he is hoping to move to Brighton in the very near future and as close to the nudist beach as possible!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo will join him in Brighton and show him the best positions on the sand.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher knows Brighton's sandy beach very well

 

[Speicher]

TBM has visited the RSPB offices in Sandy, Beds.

 

[Dayvo]

Itchy Bottom has always been a place Speicher wanted to go to. But she could never put her finger on it on the map.