Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Swee'pea was asked recently by Mrs Swee'pea if he had thought about mowing the lawn. "Yes", he said, "I thought about it last week".

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher's lawnmower is a blade of grass...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif had a leading role in Bonanza. He was replaced by Lorne Green.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is named after a tool used for sharpening hedgehogs.

 

[Aperitif]

The Doctor is fond of his tiggywinkle pencil collection.
'© car and dash' is written on the side...

 

[Speicher]

Oi! Aperitif has a short memory, and plenty of new jokes.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher is a recycling afficionado!

 

[TheDoctor]

Aperitif is a damn sight slower on a bike that I am
And he's never seen me at the top of Ditchling Beacon wishing I was dead.

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif has not forgotten that he is supposed to be posting lies.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher's wrong.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor is a very slow trypist.

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif has some very powerful binoculars and has seen the inside of my garage.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher's post is up, and over this one...

 

[Aperitif]

Damn - I have done it again. Time for some shut eye pc

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Aperitif fitted a glass ceiling to their house so that they can bird spot.