Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

The Velvet Curtain is er...frayed.

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif is always drunk before dinner.

aha - that is a lie, and it is true!

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher answers her PMs promptly
Speicher is regularly pursued by bloodhounds.

 

[Dayvo]

Strangely enough, the Doctor doesn't like the sight of blood. Period!

 

[Aperitif]

Aperitif is always drunk before dinner.

aha - that is a lie, and it is true!

No. That's all wrong/right.



(Very good)

 

[Aperitif]

Dayvo is flat out.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo knows that I am learning Swedish by watching Wallender. I can now swear in Swedish.

 

[Dayvo]

Ap is s'terraced out!

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher should have learned more Swedish from her calendars!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo eats baked beans one at a time. For a basic beans on toast you can reckon on about 45 minutes.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea has to eat his alphabety spaghetti alphabetically, he can eat it quite quickly, it's the organisation before he starts that takes the time.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC is the new Euro standard compliant replacement for the now outdated Polyvinyl chloride.

 

[accountantpete]

After realising that Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) is outdated, 3BM has filled this week's Charity Bags with his entire wardrobe.

 

[Speicher]

ACP helped him dismantle it. It was very heavy, took all day to saw up, and they needed twenty bags to get all the wood in.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is a folk singer on the local pub scene called Mary Hinge.