Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher takes another 2 tins and views the Malverns from her garden - saying I can see folks cycling over there with these optical wot nots.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 has a "What The Butler Saw" machine in his parlour - unfortunately the butler in question was Rab Butler and all you get are pictures of Harold Macmillan.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc'pete still thinks he's "never had it so good".

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 has never had it at all!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo had it but has lost it again.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

26x25 had it too, but lost it in the river along with his trusty mount (his bike was once a member of the SAS you know) when a silly acolyte of Mad Doug's cake shop, ate too many Bakewell Torq Powder Crunchies and decided to snip the zip.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Monsieur R had it too, but gave it away in a gesture so profound, people in the South West still talk about it in hushed tones.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba had it too but lost it down the back of the settee whilst watching Neighbours.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB hides behind the settee when watching Neighbours.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy's neighbours hide








is in their back garden. They like bird watching.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's neighbours run






a dog walking business from home.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

AP's favourite song is Accountancy for the UK by the Josiah Wedgewood Pistols. He regularly sings it...

'Right, now....ah ha ha ha ha ha

I am a chartered accountant!
I am an anti-christ!

I know what I want and use calculus to get it
I want to balance books, but what's the point cos I...'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Accountantpete's neighbours run




his blow up doll firm when he's away on holiday seeing the great Shagpile factories of the world.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Anti - Christ found MR a bit too rowdy for their liking.

 

[TVC]

MDB wanted to be an anarchist, but his mum said he had to finish his tea first.