Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Ac'pete thinks Sandy left Crossroads because he was sick of being pushed around



The old ones are the best ... cough

 

[TVC]

3BMcG makes Benny look smart.

(open goal after your last post).

 

[Speicher]

TVC wonders what is the gradient of Benny Hill.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher has sloped a way.

 

[TheDoctor]

Aperitif has a real and an imaginary component. He's complex...

 

[Aperitif]

The Doctor gave a talk about folding bikes in Kensington the other day - The Brompton Oratory

 

[TVC]

Aperitif gave a talk about getting over his addiction for motorised farm machinery, he's an ex-tractor fan.

 

[Speicher]

TVC likes to eat all sorts of farm machinery at the local steak house.

He calls it a Combined Harvester.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher saw the Manchester United manager dressed really scruffy and driving a tractor - a Messy Ferguson

 

[accountantpete]

3BM digs his turnips up every week, gives them a quarter turn and then re-plants them as he has heard that crop rotation encourages better yields.

 

[Speicher]

ACP carries vegetables around with him. He has turnups on his trousers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher thinks a Tomato is a vegetable.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker digs tomatoes and always puts them in his fruit salad.





Oi - you were watching me today when I planted out my tomatoes.
Give me back those binoculars!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher grows tomatoes but hasn't a clue why

 

[TVC]

26x25 grows spuds in his ears - just like his mum warned he would if he didn't clean them.