Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Unlike the new Land Rover, TheDoctor has a very high centre of gravity. This is particularly noticeable very late on Wednesday evenings.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher likes the doctor's bedside manor, but is a little concerned about his semi-detached attitude, particularly when he reads her May sonnets which leave her rather flat.

 

[TVC]

Aperitif lives in a three bedroom house, Blacks sell some pretty complex tents these days.

 

[Speicher]

TVC will be impressed if I make some comment about him loitering with intent.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is infamous for littering within tent.

 

[TVC]

The Doctor is well known for camping about.

 

[colly]

TVC does not get his jollies by sleeping with bags.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly presumably sleeps in a hammock as he is reputed to swing both ways.

 

[Dayvo]

AP thinks you have to be Einstein to understand that e=mc²!

 

[Browser]

Dayvo had to look up 'Einstein' on Wikipedia to find out who he was.

 

[TVC]

Browser tried to look up Dayvo on Wikipedia.

 

[Dayvo]

Browser can find his way out of a paper bag.

He knows this for a fact as he has tried it. Twice, in fact, just to make sure it wasn't a fluke the first time!

 

[Dayvo]

TVC, despite his new incarnation, is still like shoot off a shovel!

 

[accountantpete]

For some reason Dayvo is known in golfing circles as The Bunker Rake.

 

[TVC]

In golfing circles Pete is known as golfingpete, strangely though, no where is he ever referred to as cyclingpete.