Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Ever the toff, Uncle Mort sports an I Zingari tie at all times - even in the bath.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ac'pete is really seen without his zoot suit and spats

well allreet, well allroot!

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM. Famous in his neighbourhood as 'tutu-man'. That's quite enough detail to be getting on with...

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea, on the other hand, prefers to wear plus fours. In a competition, he one a pair once which meant he got them four three.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher always makes sense.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea is correct if he thinks I have made some scents, but I prefer to call it perfume.

 

[accountantpete]

As a nice refined Lady, Speicher's line of perfume called Cor,What A Pen & Ink surprisingly failed to sell at all well.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ac'p makes his own aftershave using a mixture of HP Sauce, meths and rabbit dung

 

[accountantpete]

Not wishing his bike to give the appearance of him being old fashioned, 3BM is currently trying to source some carbon fibre flint catchers.

 

[TVC]

Pete's singing voice has been compared to a vuvuzela, this is something the people of South Africa are upset about.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

After a dish of Beans and Brussels Sprouts TVC also makes a noise like a vuvuzela. This also upsets South Africans.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I wasn't the last to post on here yesterday or the first to post today.

c'mon you lot - where's your sparkling wit

 

[TVC]

26x25 has spent the last 24 hours thinking up rapier sharp lies for each regular poster, but no one wants to play.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC has made a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower from toothpicks.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The Doctor also attempted a replica of the Eiffel Tower but found that the Tea bags were too soggy.