Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

When Police raided 3BM's "Dark Room" all the negatives had mysteriously vanished.

 

[philipbh]

TB's Dark Room is full of Druid Paraphernalia

 

[swee'pea99]

pbh's darkroom is not so much a room.....more of a dungeon, really

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea runs a nice side-line selling rubber gimp masks to fellow CC'ers.


















BTW - you have pm.

 

[philipbh]

BTW - you have pm.

AP is ordering his summer weight gimp suit - with detachable sleeves

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

philbh just uses his wet suit

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort is Björn Ulvaeus in the west coast of Wales based Swedish pop tribute act - ABBArystwyth

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm has a pair of Abysinnian gerbils which he uses to augment his sideburns when he's feeling frisky

 

[TVC]

Sweepeas receding hairline is often disguised by the careful placement of a small cat.

 

[Cubist]

TVC whiles away the long summer evenings reconstructing last Christmas's Brazil nut shells.

 

[Speicher]

Cubist enjoys rearranging slices of Battenburg cake to make two cakes, one of each colour. The tricky part is sticking the outside layer back together.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher tried to pull the other one; it's the only one she could pull off!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo tried to pull this one. He was banned from the library in no uncertain terms.

 

[KEEF]

swee'pee once pulled on a night out and still has the nightmares

 

[swee'pea99]

On his stagnight Keef's mates had him tatoo'd in a *very* intimate place - so intimate that he can't see it and he's never been able to figure out what it is. But it brought his marriage plans to an abrupt halt, and no-one's ever been able to satisfy his curiosity (though three women have thrown up in the attempt).