Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Sweepea is in the market for a full carbon zimmer (but only if it has a Campag groupo)

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC still has fond memories of his first tricycle... it was yellow with blue mudguards.

 

[TVC]

Archie won't give me it back

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC knows the reason is 'cos Archie Tect's turned it into three unicycles

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC don't pop his cork for every man he meets...

 

[Speicher]

TBM is going to notice an increase in his Naughtyometer soon!

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher wondered, last Tuesday, how any beans make five... deciding, on reflection, that it's two and a half.

 

[TVC]

Archie has designed some wonderful buildings, but he won't admit that without the help of a proper Structural Engineer, none of them would actually stand up.

 

[andyfromotley]

the curtain is really velour!

 

[TheDoctor]

Andyfromotley
Can only speak in hiakus
Or so I've been told.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor will see you now - he's psychic!

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 now has cream [for his strawberries]

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie tect woke up this morning,
With a deep case of the blues...

 

[Archie_tect]

The Doc had just diagnosed
a bad case of the flu...

 

[KEEF]

Archie tect can not cross the borders of Northumberland because of his affliction!