Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

ACP prefers Commas, [a fine invention!] always having enjoyed punctuation.

 

[ChrisKH]

Archie-tect has ten years back copy of "Architect Weekly" stored in his toilet.

 

[Archie_tect]

ChrisAH just guessed the stack is in my toilet...

 

[swee'pea99]

 Archie tect actually writes over two thirds of the content of Architect Weekly, under a bewildering and ever-changing selection of pen-names, including Hermione Geranium and Montgomery Ponce. 

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99's a house builder - wendy houses.

 

[Archie_tect]

TBMcG isn't Max Clifford....

 

[swee'pea99]

Which itself keeps a pet. As Uncle Mort  knows, being as he is well acquainted with Dame Anna Neagle's beagle's seagull.

 

[Kestevan]

swee'pea99 is not allowed to keep pets. The RSPCA gave him a lifetime ban after the incident with the wolfhound, a loofah and 2 lbs of unsalted butter

 

[Archie_tect]

Perhaps one should mention at this point that Kestevan works for the Olive Oil Marketing Board.....

 

[Kestevan]

Archie is my biggest customer. It's his lifetime ambition to own the worlds largest Olive oil lake. He wants to lie back on a panini lilo and float off into the sunset.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Kestevan is quite partial to an extra virgin but would, at a push, settle for mild and fruity.

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM's really more of an expert on groundnuts. But he's saving up for a new saddle.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP hasn't recovered since he was advised about the benefits of chilli oil as effective protection for a Brookes leather saddle...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie-tect still swears by a mixture of Bisto gravy granules, warm milk and Whiskey for those long winter rides.

 

[Dayvo]

TB spends many a winter evening at home riding.

Unfortunately he doesn't have a turbo trainer, or a spinning cycle, but he happily gets the hours in on his rocking horse!