Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

ljerams has been having breakfast with TB - Sugar Overload! Sugar Overload!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea always says everything twice. I said he always says everything twice.

 

[Speicher]

The above statement is very strange when uttered by someone who rides three bikes.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is "slightly foxed".

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete is well dressed and a picture of health.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has emailed Andy Schleck telling him how to put a chain back on properly and is waiting for the grateful reply.

 

[swee'pea99]

accountantpete texted his girlfriend the whole of War and Peace. It's in the Guinness Book of Records as the longest text ever, but it apparently didn't impress ap's gf as she hasn't responded or been heard of since. There are rumours that she's left the country. It's a shame because it took him four and a half months to compose, not least because he never did work out how to turn off predictive text, and all those Russian names sent his mobile into a flat spin.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP read a book once... and once was quite enough.

 

[TVC]

When Archie wants to impress a lady he cooks her his speciality four bird roast, that's two sparrows each.

 

[Hover Fly]

The Velvet Curtain's bedroom floor is covered in empty bags from the local pie shop.

 

[Dayvo]

Hover Fly wanted to live in France's finest house, but he didn't know where Frances lived.

So he ended up in a run-down gîte and renovated it. He speaks French fluently but can't help himself by saying 'git' instead of 'gîte'; which always makes him chuckle to himself; something to do with schoolboys' humour, apparently!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo speaks Welsh fluently. Or, to be more accurate, he says 'Welsh' fluently. He doesn't actually know any Welsh.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea invented his own language, it only has 99 words, 86 of which translate as 'chips'.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC fondly remembers the days when chips came wrapped in newspaper - especially if he got page 3 of the Sun.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG was often distraught when soggy chips made the bottom fall out of his paper.