Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Sometimes when he'd had a few Architect would get confused and read the chips and eat the wrapping

 

[accountantpete]

The results of Swee'pea's stress tests are due later today - the omens are not good however after a foul mouthed outburst when a toddler on a trike overtook him.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP has the makings of a fine athlete.... but then again.

 

[TVC]

Archie makes a very good ballet dancer - He said if I gave him the wool he'd make me one too.

 

[Speicher]

With that in mind, TVC has been practising at the Bar. Down at the Golden Lion.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher was once called to the Bar, but couldn't find her way out of the Snug.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor does not mind what you call him, as long as it is not late for dinner.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher is never late for dinner. Indeed early is she so she can get stuck in before anyone else.

 

[swee'pea99]

26x25 thinks dentistry is a scam. "Couple of aspirin, a Black & Decker and a steady hand," is his motto.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea has never mastered chopsticks, he refuses to eat Peking Spare Ribs with anything other than a spoon.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has now mastered Chopsticks after many years of trying, spending hours on perfecting his technique..



However, his piano teacher is still not convinced that TVC has any musical ability.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher thinks she has a grand piano... but others just say, "It's no so bad".

 

[swee'pea99]

Archietect always thought he had an upright piano, but actually it's a bit of a scally.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SP99 once tried the cello. His teacher remarked that he had something which every lady would desire between his legs but all he could do was scratch it.

 

[rusky]

26x25 thought he could lower his carbon footprint by removing the odour eaters from his shoes