Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

In an effort to shave every last gram off the weight of his bike, accountantpete now rides without tyres or inners. He insists it makes him faster, but he has lost his hearing and all feeling in his arms, hands and nether regions.

 

[swee'pea99]

TB tried dispensing with handlebars for the same reason. It went well....but only as far as the first corner.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea thinks that brakes are for girls, he has the same attitude with teeth.

 

[accountantpete]

Having ditched his seat to save weight, TVC's seat post is not to be sniffed at.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AP tried the same but soon concluded that it was a load of crap.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

To avoid the obvious problems with not having a saddle MDB has invented a quick release attachment. Having one's rear end reamed for fitting purposes has put most folks off - except for MDB who thinks he'll "clean up" with his patent.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cobbles feel kinky I'll have you know!!

TBT wants one of those Gyromobile's that Mr Garrison invented in Southpark because he likes the look of the seat

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In an effort to stand out in the world of bike design, MDB has been trying for some time to come up with the first frameless steed.

 

[colly]

In an effort to stand out in the world of bike design, MDB has been trying for some time to come up with the first frameless steed.

Whereas TB is attempting to construct a frameless Emma.

Why he can't just buy a blowup version I really don't understand!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's application to the local planning authorities to clad his house in used matchsticks was, for some reason, turned down.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Too right, it would have struck up too much controversey and set the debate alight about alternative building materials'


....Was Tosh's reaction.

 

[swee'pea99]

Mad Doug Biker isn't called Doug and he isn't a biker

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

SP is actually called Ceceillia Pharte, but doesn't like anyone to know.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB never posts on here in the early hours of the morning, he's safely tucked up with his teddy bear and comfort blanket.

 

[colly]

Toshiba Boy.................AKA Teddy Bear