Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
jdrussell has recently arrived here from Canada. He used to live in Whistler, Tooting is the nearest equivalent.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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- ...on the slake
After a pint of sweet sherry, Speicher will invariably delight anyone within earshot with a rendition of 'I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman'
accountantpete
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Uncle Mort's postprandial belches can reach 96 decibels and rattle the window frames in the next street.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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- ...on the slake
accountantpete can't resist licking 9v batteries
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
3BM always wears fancy dress outfilts to work on Thursdays.
Today it was the turn of the cross-dressing duck pirate (a particular favourite)
Today it was the turn of the cross-dressing duck pirate (a particular favourite)
accountantpete
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TB denies he has a breast fetish and plays with his calculator whenever a buxom workmate walks past.
Today he multiplied 40042.5 by two.
Today he multiplied 40042.5 by two.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
AP's procrastination knows no bounds, he still hasn't decided whether to buy VHS or Betamax for the family "entertainment sideboard", and still hasn't finally committed to buying one of those lovely new Ford Capris (he did ring up the car dealer a few weeks ago only to find out that the guy retired 27 years ago).
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba Boy is very upset that his eight track tape player is no longer repairable.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher wanted to live in a forest in East London, but she soon found out she was Barking up the wrong tree!
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo wanted to live in Berkshire, but he has trouble Reading a map.
accountantpete
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When told that the Romans only built straight roads Speicher enquired as to how the gay community travelled in those days.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
ACP wonders how the Bedouin tribe manage to train their camels to pull caravans.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher always thought that when the Romans 'broke their fast' they were going slow!
accountantpete
OAP
Dayvo bumped into an old friend today - he should have gone to Specsavers.
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