Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

iAmiiAdam used to be a fixer in the East Trentbridge Guides.... oh, no, sorry.... he was a Sixer.

 

[TVC]

Archie got chucked out of the brownies, mainly because they discovered he was a 42 year old bloke.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC used to be Jimmy Saville.

 

[NormanD]

Archie donates £3 a month to the save the DoDo charity 

 

[Toshiba Boy]

NormanD always wears a Trilby hat, except on Sundays, when he wears he best Bowler hat for church...and the chain gang ride.

 

[accountantpete]

Doctors suspect that TB is genetically related to a bar of chocolate as he gets covered in a white bloom when exposed to sunlight.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP is confusing TB with his best friend May Blossom.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie-tect is an award winning flower arranger. What he can do with a bunch of delphiniums is beyond compare!

 

[swee'pea99]

TB arranges vegetables. Well, I say 'arranges'...actually what generally happens is that he piles, say, a few carrots, a swede and some broccoli on a wall in a public place and then harangues passers-by, going 'Look! Look!' until the police come by and ask him to move on please.

 

[Speicher]

TVC took some vegetables from a market stall and did not pay for them.
He was accused of doing a runner with some beans.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher and her cronies stole some broccoli and cabbages from a market stall - when challenged they bolted.

 

[Aperitif]

When it comes to films, Speicher knows her onions. She has a close bond with films made by Broccoli...

 

[Aperitif]

Freerangemcginty beat me...shucks!

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif feels a close bond with the cricket commentator Blofeld.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher likes watching 'those' kind of films where she can give a blow-by-blow account to her friends!