iAmiAdam
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AT once took a mortgage out to buy some new curtains as he wasn't satisfied with the sound they made.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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- Craggy Island
I have been looking forrards to the schools going back so I can get some peace and quiet when out on me bike.
Twos up to all you peeps down south who have a couple of weeks left to go!!
Roll on winter!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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- Craggy Island
After hearing this, Adam went round to Archie's house and told him to pull himself together, but Archie couldn't fathom why Adi Amin came round to his house just to tell him that!!
That'll teach him for going to cheap lipreading classes, but Archie soon realised Adam had been an imposter and wrote to the Ugandan dictator to tell him.
accountantpete
OAP
TVC is an seasoned catwalk pro for several haute couture road shoe designers - his modelling of a crocodile skin ratchetless ensemble with raised heels to show off the calves made Jeff Banks swoon.
swee'pea99
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ap always has marmalade on his fish fingers. Only a little - it's not like he's weird or anything.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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- Craggy Island
Swee'pea wrote to British Airways and Air France asking if he could have the hydraulic fluid drained from the Concordes' so that he could put it on his corn flakes every morning.
He insists that the fluid from Air France has an extra kick to it but can't put his finger on what it is, other than it tastes slightly of flame grilled tyre.
Ironically, Swee'pea has a phobia of Mike Bannister.
He insists that the fluid from Air France has an extra kick to it but can't put his finger on what it is, other than it tastes slightly of flame grilled tyre.
Ironically, Swee'pea has a phobia of Mike Bannister.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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TVC, despite several 'last' warnings from the vicar, still manages to get on line and post from his local church every Sunday morning during worship.
In his defence, TVC has said that God is a cyclist, or would have been if he had had a human-like body - although he doubts if God would have gone so far as to shave his legs.
He argues further, though, that if God was female, then she most definitely would shave her legs.
The vicar is not amused.
In his defence, TVC has said that God is a cyclist, or would have been if he had had a human-like body - although he doubts if God would have gone so far as to shave his legs.
He argues further, though, that if God was female, then she most definitely would shave her legs.
The vicar is not amused.
swee'pea99
Squire
Dayvo is a buddhist. Or sometimes a margarenist. Either way he's always well spread.
Scotmitchy
Senior Member
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- Scotland
Sweet pea got his nickname after an unfortunate problem on a cycle run, when they ran out of fresh drinking water.
NormanD
Lunatic Asylum Escapee
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- Heworth the other side of life!
Scotmitchy got her name because she's welsh
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Norma is very proud of her name, except that she shares it with Norma Major!
Scotmitchy
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- Scotland
Davyo's biggest secret is that his bike still has stabilizers.
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