Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dayvo was feeling so-so,
so he went on go slow,
in Oslo...
Which was a no-no

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC Dayvo regularly puts large doses of laxative in the vending machine at work....just for fun. He's been doing it for so long, that all his work colleagues think their regular flits to the loo are normal, and that TVC Dayvo is a constipated old geezer.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC EXCELLED at university taking the highest marks ever recorded for his literary masterpeices!

 

[Dayvo]

Oops!

And TB is well-known for his toilet humour

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo has the largest collection of Blue Peter albums in Oslo. He has all three copies for 1972-74 plus 1979. His Norwegian friends don't seem that interested.

 

[Dayvo]

TB has all the Blue Peter films starring his favourite Danish, actor Peter Haagard!

His watches them in a specially designed booth at home and gets through a rather large number of kleenex tissues!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo once had a very small part in a porn film, tiny in fact, though he did blame it on the cold weather.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC was in a porn film once; he got stuck on his lines.

 

[Speicher]

Very reluctantly Dayvo turns women down when they ask him for a date. He does not give a fig, and offers them one of his nuts instead.

 

[accountantpete]

A refuse collector asked Speicher out recently - she declined saying she wasn't wheelie interested.

 

[Dayvo]

On a particularly windy and memorable day, AP managed to ride full pelt into an incredibly strong headwind and recorded a new personal best.

Unfortunately the damage caused is permanent.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's dated worse

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC's Uncle Barry used to taunt him constantly when he was younger about his long hair, saying he looked like a girl. TVC finally lost it at a family gathering one Christmas and, after far too much to drink, seized Uncle Barry and wiggled his tongue in his ear. His years of torment came to an end shortly afterwards when Uncle Barry emigrated to Canada.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But Sweee'pea knows TVC has long, girly, curley blonde hair and is planning to torment him when they finally meet at the Halfords in Slough as planned and then force him to change his name by depoll to Norma Stits by blackmailing him over a rather unfortunate incident involving a small dog and a hoover which TVC thought nobody ever knew about.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB is able to plait the hair on his back