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TVC Dayvo regularly puts large doses of laxative in the vending machine at work....just for fun. He's been doing it for so long, that all his work colleagues think their regular flits to the loo are normal, and that TVC Dayvo is a constipated old geezer.
 

TVC

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Dayvo once had a very small part in a porn film, tiny in fact, though he did blame it on the cold weather.
 

Speicher

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Very reluctantly Dayvo turns women down when they ask him for a date. He does not give a fig, and offers them one of his nuts instead.
 
On a particularly windy and memorable day, AP managed to ride full pelt into an incredibly strong headwind and recorded a new personal best.

Unfortunately the damage caused is permanent.
 

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swee'pea99

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TVC's Uncle Barry used to taunt him constantly when he was younger about his long hair, saying he looked like a girl. TVC finally lost it at a family gathering one Christmas and, after far too much to drink, seized Uncle Barry and wiggled his tongue in his ear. His years of torment came to an end shortly afterwards when Uncle Barry emigrated to Canada.
 

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But Sweee'pea knows TVC has long, girly, curley blonde hair and is planning to torment him when they finally meet at the Halfords in Slough as planned and then force him to change his name by depoll to Norma Stits by blackmailing him over a rather unfortunate incident involving a small dog and a hoover which TVC thought nobody ever knew about.
 
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