accountantpete
OAP
When asked by his hairdresser, "Anything for the weekend,Sir?" , TB ordered two isotonic drinks.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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swee'pea99
Squire
I'm surprised ap can even bring himself to mention TB's hairdresser encounter - he's a bit sensitive about hairdressers since going bald as a freshly-peeled egg at the age of 23.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
SP99 still has issues about eggs and abandonment since his teenage tadpole days.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie_tect is disappointed that everyone on this forum forgot his birthday, and he does not like cakes.
swee'pea99
Squire
Speicher's constantly disappointed at this forum's lack of appreciation for her tremendous achievement in reaching the age of 93 with all her teeth intact. (Ok, they're in an old jam jar on the bedside table, but they're intact.)
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
[sniff] It isn't Speicher's teeth in that jar.... SP99 swapped them for his grandad's in 1987.
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
Archie_tect sleeps on a waterbed filled with molten rum and raisin ice-cream.
swee'pea99
Squire
Hover fly sleeps vertically, in a compact wardrobe. Why waste money & space on a bed?
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
SP99 peeps through bedroom windows.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Hover Fly does something unmentionable through bedroom curtains....
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Each morning, Archie eagerly opens the curtains and the first thing he does is look on the net to see what he can find.
Dead flies and the odd spider's web.
Dead flies and the odd spider's web.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Speicher has a collection of dead flies and odd spiders' webs.
accountantpete
OAP
An excavation of 26x25's trouser turn-ups revealed minute quantities of Iridium similar to that found at the KT Boundary.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
AP still glows slightly in the dark. Doctors put this down to a prank that back fired in a Physics O Level lesson many years ago.
He finds it somewhat useful when riding at night.
He finds it somewhat useful when riding at night.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
TB bears an uncanny resemblance to Johnny Rotten, but this is due to him putting a pin into a power socket 'for a laugh' when he was but a young lad.
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