Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo's skip was collected as he slept on Thursday... he now has a lovely view of Oslo Sound from his recycled mattress on Oslo's largest land-fill site.

[Edit: this happens every time -SP99 is just too quick!]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie always loses the sprint for the town sign to SP99, he hasn't learnt the art of jersey tugging yet.

 

[TVC]

Tosh spends a large proportion of his time tugging.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC just wishes he could offer a large portion!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo always opts for bramble crumble with custard, obviously.

 

[Dayvo]

Asking for 'Spotted Dick' for pudding at school always raised a chuckle with AT and his mates.

But deep down, AT was terrified that his 'secret' would be revealed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo loves a good Rolly Polly (pudding).

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 always manages to get the last biscuit in the family biscuit tin.

This caused much merriement and he is affectionately known as 'The Jammy Git'!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo tells everyone he has second sight... though he actually suffers from double vision, most days.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect has the much rarer and more elite condition of double hearing (hearing)

 

[TVC]

Sweepea has an addiction to licking Bloo-loo toilet blocks, if you can ignore his strange coloured tongue you will notice he does have pine fresh breath.

 

[accountantpete]

I'm not saying TVC is scruffy but if he stops in the street around Bonfire night people chuck pennies at his feet.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete often stays late at restaurants after a meal in the evening. He is pleased to know that the staff are concerned that he might be homeless. They always ask him "Haven't you got a home to go to?"

 

[TVC]

Speicher often wakes up on a park bench with no memory of the night before, but surrounded by dozens of empty sherbet dib-dab packets and a drained fanta can.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is constantly surprised at the flavours fanta use ....but a can of the fermented saliva of Columbian coca chewers takes the biscuit.